the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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