This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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