: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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