I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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