Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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