Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Found your dick twin last night
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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