So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My pussy is not your playground.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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