why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
only you would photoshop your dick
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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