I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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