Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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