My first STD was from a foam party
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
