your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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