i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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