So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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