The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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