can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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