I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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