all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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