Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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