Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it was like eating out sand paper
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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