dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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