like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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