so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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