therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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