I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I need to align my fucking chakras
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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