Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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