honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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