if i can run in heels then i can drive
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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