he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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