I think my vagina is haunted
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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