shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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