Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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