Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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