my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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