Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
we're so committed to being not committed
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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