it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Houston, we have a squirter
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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