I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
the raccoons are back...
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