I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
