What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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