My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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