talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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