I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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