Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
