and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
