And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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