They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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