it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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