I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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