I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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