# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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