I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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