I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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