what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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