Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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